smooch

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  1. Isaac

    But … but … how does a crocodile-man kiss, when he has no lips?

  2. mwiegle
    mwiegle

    Croc-people actually practice a form of ritualized snout-bumping in displays of affection; for the comprehension of terrestrial audiences, it was decided to render this bump as a “smooch.” If this has caused confusion we sincerely apologize and will adjust our translation matrix to produce more finely-tuned Englishings from here forward.

  3. Isaac

    I feel substantially more informed about the courtship behavior of croc-people.

    This is one of the many wonders of Destructor: he informs while he entertains.

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